( DJ Mad Hatter stood motionless as she wondered what to do today. Then, she sensed someone coming... It was Seto Kaiba.)
Kaiba-" I can't believe I'm going to do this."
DJ-" Heehee! It's Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba-" This is no laughing matter. Mokuba has been kidnapped...again."
DJ-" This IS serious."
Nathon-"This ought to be good."
(One Mokuba later... The little tag along was dreaming.)
Mokuba-"Where am I?"
Voice-"Mokuba, come to me."
Mokuba-"Seto! Is that you?"
(He wakes up and faces the cat furry, Shun Hawk. He was laying on a couch and Shun was hovering over him.)
Shun-"Are you okay, Mokuba?"
Mokuba-"Oh Shun, it's you. Boy did you have me worry."
Shun-"I was worry about you, Mokie."
(Okay... Before this turns into a yaoi episode, we check in on DJ and the others.)
DJ-"How is it that we've been looking for an hour and there's still no sign of Mokuba?"
Kaiba-"Here's a question, why is the camera only on my face? Is there something wrong with my body? Is there something I should know?"
DJ-"You look like Gin Ichimaru from Bleach."
Kaiba-"I do not."
(His clothes spontaneously change to a Soul Reaper captain's uniform.)
Kaiba-"This is not funny."
(They change back to his regular attire. DJ smiles creepily.)
(Yugi and his friends walk by. The last thing they heard was something about Duke.)
Kaiba-"What about Dice boy?"
DJ-"He has a peanut for a brain?"
Duke-"Hey! That's not true! Stop using me as your plaything! Unless you want some of Duke Devlin."
(The Sexy Back theme music plays.)
Kaiba-"Where is that music coming from?"
DJ-" No thanks."
Shun-"Can Shun have some of that Dukie love?"
(They all stare at the little furry.)
DJ-"Shun, I'm glade you're here. You can help me find Mokuba. Someone took him... again."
Shun-"But I'm the one who took Mokuba."
Kaiba-" I should've known."
Duke-"Shun, how could you? I thought I raised you better."
Shun-" Well, times have changed. If you want to see your brother again, Seto-sama. Then, you'll have to beat me in a Pokemon battle!"
(Shun takes out a poke ball and throws it.)
Marik-"That's right, beyotches. I'm back... with revenge..."
(She stares at her emotionless.)
Marik-"Come, DJ, let us do battle."
DJ-"Kiss my Wonderlandian ass."
Marik-"Come on. I'll be your best friend."
DJ-" I don't think so."
(She pulls out her own poke ball.)
(Out popped the heir to the Hyuga clan.)
Nathon-"DJ! HOW COULD YOU PUT ME IN THAT CRAMPED POKE BALL?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!"
DJ-"It's nice to see you too, Nathon."
Nathon-"AND CAN YOU EXPLAIN THEM?!"
Marik-"Who do we have here? A new comer to play with us?"
Shun-"I guess. I Don't Know him."
Marik-"Who are you, boy? State your name."
Nathon-"I'm Nathon Hyuga! I'm the best in my clan!"
Shun-"Hyuga? Are you related to Neji Hyuga? Or are you related to Hinata? WAIT! IS HINATA EVEN A HYUGA? I DON'T REMEMBER!!! DJ, HELP ME!!!"
DJ-"Sure. If you give us back mokuba."
Marik-"Don't listen to her! she's spouting out lies!"
Xemnas-"You're too late, Furry boy."
(They all gasp.)
DJ-"Oh look, it's Xehanort."
Xemnas-"My name is Xemnas and I have taken Mokuba."
Shun-"NO! NOT MOKIE! I HAVEN'T HAD MY YAOI SCENE WITH HIM YET! GIVE HIM BACK, TERRA!!!"
Xemnas-"My name is Xemnas."
DJ-"Give us back Mokuba!"
Xemnas-"Uh... no.But you can have him if you fight the organization XII members. Come to Castle Oblivion if you dare."
(Dj growls as he disappears into a portal.)
Nathon-"Does this mean I have to go back into the poke ball?"
TO BE CONTINUED!!!